Harris 5: Life is Rough at Our House

Julie to Nate and Emma: Why are you two being so naughty today?
Emma: Because we don't get to do fun stuff. All we get to do is play.

Quotable Quotes

(Nate) Mom, I can't sleep. I'm scared. (Julie) Dad and I are here, we'll protect you. (Nate) I'm still scared. There are monsters upstairs. (Julie) Nate, monsters aren't real. They are only on tv. Have you ever SEEN a monster? (Nate) YES! UPSTAIRS! 1/22/10

(Andrew) You need to learn to lose sometimes. (Nathan) YOU need to learn to MAKE me WIN sometimes!! 1/19/10

(Julie) Bye Emma, I'm leaving. (trying to get Emma to get in the car when asked.) (Emma) Mom, YOU are on the NAUGHTY list for trying to leave me! 11/16/09

(Emma) When the baby comes, I will teach him lots of things. I will teach him that monsters aren't real.

(Julie) Nate, did you have fun with the babysitter last night? (Nate) Yeah, but I tried to use the force on her, but it didn't work. 10/10/09

(Nate) Mom, I wish you were little so you could ride the bus home with me. It is SO FUN! 10/08/09

(Nate) Kindergarten was not fun. I had to put my head on my desk for quiet time. (he did actually like the day overall though!)

(Nate) Dad, when I get big like you do I have to go to work too?
(Andrew) Yep. (Nate) I don't want to get big.

(Andrew) (after Andrew and Julie were discussing who Emma looks like in the family) Emma, who do you think you look like? (Emma) Cinderella.

(Emma) Mom, am I pretty...like Grandma?

(Emma) Mom, you know what you need to look out for? Ogres! They will come inside our house and eat our cookies while we are sleeping. (said matter-of-factly)

(Nate) (after he said family prayer with a light saber attached to his waist) Mom, Jedis LOVE to say prayer!

(Emma) I love to shake my bottom when I dance. Look.

(Nate) (at 7:15 am Eastern time, 4:15 am Pacific) Mom! Its grandma's birthday. We need to call Grandpa and tell him to make her breakfast in bed!

(Julie) (after showing Nate the baby pic I posted on his bday)
Nate, weren't you a cute baby? (Nate) (after hesitating) Umm,
not with the silly hat on!

(Emma) "When I grow up I want to be a grandma."

Harris 5

Wednesday, June 22, 2011

Life is Rough at Our House

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